of giving The Vote to far worse people than mere litter-louts,
tax-fraudsters and sugar-refiners.
The most sensible solution for Representative Government
would be parliamentarians selected by lot.
It would cost almost nothing,
there would be no crap about The Will of The People,
and the resulting random selection would not be worse
than what we have got. Parties could then be abolished, too. What bliss ! Perhaps one or two dogs could be co-opted into parliament
for occasional stroking and reality-check.